I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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