Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Randomize