Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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