And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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