I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
