I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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