Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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