Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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