Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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