I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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