I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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