I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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