I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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