So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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