i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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