I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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