If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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