these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
And then he peed in my hair
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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