She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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