Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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