YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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