Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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