it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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