Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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