belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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