Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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