Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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