We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
the liver wants what the liver wants
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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