lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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