At least make sure they are 18
Why
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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