i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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