I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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