I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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