He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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