I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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