is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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