the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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