she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My breasts were aching with rage.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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