Do you still have your period?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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