ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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