can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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