This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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