David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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