no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
