Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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