Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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