He is an equal opportunity slut.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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