Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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