Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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