How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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