What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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