we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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