I think my vagina is haunted
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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