is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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